Rating: 2.5/5

Victoria's the place to be a guiding light for a troubled neighbour.

TUT tut tut. We are afraid, dear reader, that this leader is about sex. Those who find this distasteful should shut their eyes before reading on. The reason for this regrettable lapse in standards is The Joy Of Sex, the '70s classic, which has been updated to take account of..read more

Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix (2007) Movie One, 8.35pm Wild Mongolia Animal Planet, 6.30pm The Curse of King Tut's Tomb (2006) Hallmark, 8.30pm Outrageous Fortune Arena, 7.30pm A Killer At Thurston High Ci, 8.30pm

KYLIE MINOGUE really is the closest thing we've got to an official royal in Australia, isn't she? We follow her every move, make murmuringly polite comments about her outfits even when someone should quite clearly tackle her to the ground and refuse to let her leave the house without first..read more