NOAH steers the Ark through perilous flood and finds a perch in the mountains of Ararat. Animals begin to disembark, two by two. Steve Fielding watches from a vantage point. He smiles as two of Noah's sons play a familiar tune on their eight-stringed lyres. Duelling Banjos, isn't it?

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