Ideas out of the Ark: what in creation is Fielding doing?

NOAH steers the Ark through perilous flood and finds a perch in the mountains of Ararat. Animals begin to disembark, two by two. Steve Fielding watches from a vantage point. He smiles as two of Noah's sons play a familiar tune on their eight-stringed lyres. Duelling Banjos, isn't it?

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Tut-tut, Nsw, It's Your Turn As The Target Of Finger-pointing

Victoria's the place to be a guiding light for a troubled neighbour.

Sex Is In The Mind, Not On The Chin

TUT tut tut. We are afraid, dear reader, that this leader is about sex. Those who find this distasteful should shut their eyes before reading on. The reason for this regrettable lapse in standards is The Joy Of Sex, the '70s classic, which has been updated to take account of surprising new developments in sex. We thought sex had stayed the same for 500,000 years or so, but no. For a start, facial hair is no longer necessary. The original edition, readers will recall, indicated beardless sex was a ...

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Royal Fizzler

KYLIE MINOGUE really is the closest thing we've got to an official royal in Australia, isn't she? We follow her every move, make murmuringly polite comments about her outfits even when someone should quite clearly tackle her to the ground and refuse to let her leave the house without first changing and running a comb through her hair, and tut paternally every time she's seen with that diminutive cur of a Frenchman (the man is barely a head taller than her and she's about the size of a peanut. ...

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Condom Bar Calls On Indians To Play It Safe

THE opening of India's first Condom Bar - where virtually every surface is plastered with prophylactics - may well drive straitlaced Indians tut-tutting back to the safety of their closeted homes.

Scene@ Same Place Different Face Book Launch * Domaine Chandon Sparkling Bar At Chadstone's Christmas Vip Night * Drambuie Party.

OUR strongest image of St Kilda is of a sobbing she weeping her way up Fitzroy Street, a flotilla of friends click-clacking behind her tut-tutting, "Don't worry about him, he's an arsehole".

It's The Wallabies Who Need The Tut-tutting

LET the world go up in flames. We Aussies get our priorities right: the horror, the horror of Andrew Johns calling a linesman a f---ing c---.

'iron Bar' Tuckey Takes Offence At Barb In Great Mouth-off

THERE was plenty of tut-tutting from John Howard about an unseemly clash between backbench MP Wilson Tuckey and Opposition Leader Kim Beazley, but the Prime Minister may see political advantage in it.

Skippies Can Forget Tut-tutting And Hop To Help

IT seems a bit hard on Skippy, if you ask me.

Tut-tut. Leave The Mummy's Boy Alone

Hold the scans, it's time we left what's left of Tutankhamen in peace.

Surely No One Thought We Could Have It Both Ways

Tut, tut . . . in response to the latest interest rate increase from the Reserve Bank, I can already hear the chorus of disapproval from the debt/credit junkies and their willing and able suppliers (bank and non-bank lenders).

Best To Err On The Side Of Extreme Caution

THIS is one of those modern stories that has you tut-tutting at the end about how things used to be different in the good old days.

Facing Harsh Reality Of Homelessness

I MIGHT have been one of the tut-tutters when the powers-that-be in Atlanta and Barcelona cleared the streets of homeless people and moved them on where they would not be seen by the thousands of visitors who attended the Olympic Games.

Footy Fans Condemned For A Higher Cause

WHEN rugby league fans brawled at the Bulldogs-Roosters game last weekend, there was widespread outrage. The Bulldogs faced being docked four competition points by the NRL and received an $8000 bill from the Roosters, brawlers faced life bans, there was blanket tut-tutting in the media, and countless column inches spent lamenting yet another example of bad manners in football.

Big Brother As A Triumph For Traditional Values

And so another season of Channel Ten's Big Brother has ended - and with it, undoubtedly, another opportunity for thin-lipped tut-tutting from those who despair at the demise of culture, standards and the moral integrity of the today's youth.

Keep Church And State Separate In School, As Well

Catholic and sundry other sectarian groupings spend much of their year decrying the evils of secular humanism. But their tut-tutting ceases when they want state funding for their privileged user-pays educational bastions (``Private schools turn up heat over state aid", Herald, July 21). If

Gay Tv Tut-tutting Straight From Past

THE world's biggest gay city woke up last Monday to the tut-tutting of radio shock jocks.