Royal Fizzler

KYLIE MINOGUE really is the closest thing we've got to an official royal in Australia, isn't she? We follow her every move, make murmuringly polite comments about her outfits even when someone should quite clearly tackle her to the ground and refuse to let her leave the house without first changing and running a comb through her hair, and tut paternally every time she's seen with that diminutive cur of a Frenchman (the man is barely a head taller than her and she's about the size of a peanut. ...